"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hot Prof, I think she wants me... what now?

izza

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Hello all,

I'm doing an exchange here in France, studying mostly music, and my prof for piano sight-reading is cute. She's at least an 8, really sweet, and also quite French. Nice.

What's more, I think she finds me attractive... it doesn't hurt to have a foreign accent, I suppose. In any case, she's not really a prof, she's like a master's student, so I'm probably about her age. But I'm in a tutorial with 7 other students at a time, so it's a bit hard to strike up a super-personal conversation in class, or to, I dunno, ask for her number in front of everyone else.

Has anybody out there seriously picked up a prof or teacher before? I could stay after class, converse with her a bit and see what happens. Do you have any ideas? Please post your thoughts. Thanks a lot everyone,

David
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Big Eee Zee

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"...and the project was really hard for me. And that test, boy i think i messed up. The second section i was like woah, i dont know this stuff. It was so hard, you'd have to be like a genius to get it. So i guess what i'm saying is would you suck my d!ck?"
 

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You do realize that "picking her up" could result in her getting fired, right?
 

Gonzalo

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Dude, she's a fvckin TA, go for it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by Gonzalo
Dude, she's a fvckin TA, go for it.
she's like a master's student
I think theres a difference between a TA and a master's student.
 

izza

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
"...and the project was really hard for me. And that test, boy i think i messed up. The second section i was like woah, i dont know this stuff. It was so hard, you'd have to be like a genius to get it. So i guess what i'm saying is would you suck my d!ck?"
LOL


For the record, it's a tutorial (no grade is given), so there's no way she would get fired. The good news is, today I did find out what her name is finally, but I had to go early so I can't stick around afterwards to ask some stupid questions heh.

--Izza
 

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get with her like you would any other girl. if her job is THAT big of an issue, then she won't (shouldn't) let it happen. Totally NOT your problem.

I have a rule about passing up chances with beautiful french women: DON'T!
 

izza

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Originally posted by smoke city
get with her like you would any other girl. if her job is THAT big of an issue, then she won't (shouldn't) let it happen. Totally NOT your problem.
Good point man, thanks a lot.

I have a rule about passing up chances with beautiful french women: DON'T!
LOL, amen
 
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