what's a good response when a girl hits you or slaps you in a teasing manner? we were both standing there, she hits me with her purse, i kind of stand there and ignore it, not even look at her, and she goes, "you're so fun, you're just like a brother to me."
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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I did that once. She never hit me again, and quit talking to me. That's okay, she was a cow.
If she's playfully hitting you, you can playfully hit her back. Or you could do something else like pat her on the head, pinch her (face) cheeks, tap her on the nose and say "You're BAD!"
nvictor
Senior Don Juan
Desdinova. The best comes from David DeAngelo.
Look her straight in the eyes, smile and say "Cute!" or "Nice!"
Man I tell you that work.
Look her straight in the eyes, smile and say "Cute!" or "Nice!"
Man I tell you that work.
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ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Espi said:
You, are, GOD!....ly. seriously, that was hilarious. I gotta admit, that would take some serious nuts to do that though. The ass might be less uh...nevermind. I liked that though.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
happened before. we were messin around, playfully fighting, messing up hair, poking, tickling, and the girl freaked out and said "YOU KNOW WHAT? **** OFF!" (and this was in a 100% serious and pissed tone)
yet she was still going (play-fighting back) right up to until she said that
nuttier than a squirrel turd
another time, she came up and punched me in the back (right in the spine)
Me "hey! dont punch me in the back"
Her "(Sarcastic) Awww did it hurt you???"
Me "Yes. theres a spine in there"
normally I'm all for playin around, but this was a real punch into a vulnerable area
yet she was still going (play-fighting back) right up to until she said that
nuttier than a squirrel turd
another time, she came up and punched me in the back (right in the spine)
Me "hey! dont punch me in the back"
Her "(Sarcastic) Awww did it hurt you???"
Me "Yes. theres a spine in there"
normally I'm all for playin around, but this was a real punch into a vulnerable area
Be careful when a woman says this after she hits you. There is a difference between when she hits you because she likes you or she hits you because you are like one of her girlfriend's or brother.rrrrr said:
If you know her well enough a good smack on her bottom will ensure that she won't view you like that.