what's a good response when a girl hits you or slaps you in a teasing manner? we were both standing there, she hits me with her purse, i kind of stand there and ignore it, not even look at her, and she goes, "you're so fun, you're just like a brother to me."
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Desdinova
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I did that once. She never hit me again, and quit talking to me. That's okay, she was a cow.
If she's playfully hitting you, you can playfully hit her back. Or you could do something else like pat her on the head, pinch her (face) cheeks, tap her on the nose and say "You're BAD!"
nvictor
Senior Don Juan
Desdinova. The best comes from David DeAngelo.
Look her straight in the eyes, smile and say "Cute!" or "Nice!"
Man I tell you that work.
Look her straight in the eyes, smile and say "Cute!" or "Nice!"
Man I tell you that work.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Espi said:
You, are, GOD!....ly. seriously, that was hilarious. I gotta admit, that would take some serious nuts to do that though. The ass might be less uh...nevermind. I liked that though.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
happened before. we were messin around, playfully fighting, messing up hair, poking, tickling, and the girl freaked out and said "YOU KNOW WHAT? **** OFF!" (and this was in a 100% serious and pissed tone)
yet she was still going (play-fighting back) right up to until she said that
nuttier than a squirrel turd
another time, she came up and punched me in the back (right in the spine)
Me "hey! dont punch me in the back"
Her "(Sarcastic) Awww did it hurt you???"
Me "Yes. theres a spine in there"
normally I'm all for playin around, but this was a real punch into a vulnerable area
yet she was still going (play-fighting back) right up to until she said that
nuttier than a squirrel turd
another time, she came up and punched me in the back (right in the spine)
Me "hey! dont punch me in the back"
Her "(Sarcastic) Awww did it hurt you???"
Me "Yes. theres a spine in there"
normally I'm all for playin around, but this was a real punch into a vulnerable area
Be careful when a woman says this after she hits you. There is a difference between when she hits you because she likes you or she hits you because you are like one of her girlfriend's or brother.rrrrr said:
If you know her well enough a good smack on her bottom will ensure that she won't view you like that.