what's a good response when a girl hits you or slaps you in a teasing manner? we were both standing there, she hits me with her purse, i kind of stand there and ignore it, not even look at her, and she goes, "you're so fun, you're just like a brother to me."
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Desdinova
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I did that once. She never hit me again, and quit talking to me. That's okay, she was a cow.
If she's playfully hitting you, you can playfully hit her back. Or you could do something else like pat her on the head, pinch her (face) cheeks, tap her on the nose and say "You're BAD!"
nvictor
Senior Don Juan
Desdinova. The best comes from David DeAngelo.
Look her straight in the eyes, smile and say "Cute!" or "Nice!"
Man I tell you that work.
Look her straight in the eyes, smile and say "Cute!" or "Nice!"
Man I tell you that work.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Espi said:
You, are, GOD!....ly. seriously, that was hilarious. I gotta admit, that would take some serious nuts to do that though. The ass might be less uh...nevermind. I liked that though.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
happened before. we were messin around, playfully fighting, messing up hair, poking, tickling, and the girl freaked out and said "YOU KNOW WHAT? **** OFF!" (and this was in a 100% serious and pissed tone)
yet she was still going (play-fighting back) right up to until she said that
nuttier than a squirrel turd
another time, she came up and punched me in the back (right in the spine)
Me "hey! dont punch me in the back"
Her "(Sarcastic) Awww did it hurt you???"
Me "Yes. theres a spine in there"
normally I'm all for playin around, but this was a real punch into a vulnerable area
yet she was still going (play-fighting back) right up to until she said that
nuttier than a squirrel turd
another time, she came up and punched me in the back (right in the spine)
Me "hey! dont punch me in the back"
Her "(Sarcastic) Awww did it hurt you???"
Me "Yes. theres a spine in there"
normally I'm all for playin around, but this was a real punch into a vulnerable area
Be careful when a woman says this after she hits you. There is a difference between when she hits you because she likes you or she hits you because you are like one of her girlfriend's or brother.rrrrr said:
If you know her well enough a good smack on her bottom will ensure that she won't view you like that.