Hitting it from the back

[Ease]

As a rookie at back door invasions, does anyone have any words on this?

First, what lube would you use. I see the 'sex lubricants' in pharmacy, but there must be something more common. I thought about olive oil, but that sounds like a bad idea.

Also, what is the likelyhood of getting **** on your sword? That would definitely be a mood killer for me.

 

[SoldMySoul]

As a rookie at back door invasions, does anyone have any words on this?

First, what lube would you use. I see the 'sex lubricants' in pharmacy, but there must be something more common. I thought about olive oil, but that sounds like a bad idea.

Also, what is the likelyhood of getting **** on your sword? That would definitely be a mood killer for me.

I cannot believe I am answering this! Astro Glide, KY and many other water based products are best! Yes, you can get $hit on your shaft, but if she cleans well enough not so much. I have never let the $hit on my shingle deter me from backdoor action. If she is hot, you deal with it unless it is a damn mess.

 

[speed dawg]

Olive oil, WTF?

 

[thefonz]

I hear that a girls' tears make the best lube....

But seriously, word on the street is that astroglide is the best for ballonknot boning. Go to like a sex or pot shop someplace and they should sell it there.

 

[londonzen]

urgh

 

[Drum&Bass]

You NEED to expect to get sh!t on your **** thats just the way it is...Just be cool about it dont mention it to her and wash up.

and for god sake !!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE HER SUCK YOUR D!CK AFTER HAVING ANAL !!

 

[Poonani Maker]

Ahhh condom? Just change condoms, sh!t is gone...

 

[Julian]

piitb

 

[Gears of Led Zep]

Wow! At first I thought the title was a euphemism, guess not! No subtlties in this thread

I think you should be mentally prepared and not just d1ck-prepared...personally I only feel around the EXIT with my fingers...I save my chinese dragon for the real spec ops missions

sorry Ease this thread is hilarious

 

[f283000]

You shouldn't be doing any backdoor with no woman without a condom.