"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Hitting it from the back

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As a rookie at back door invasions, does anyone have any words on this?

First, what lube would you use. I see the 'sex lubricants' in pharmacy, but there must be something more common. I thought about olive oil, but that sounds like a bad idea.

Also, what is the likelyhood of getting **** on your sword? That would definitely be a mood killer for me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ease said:
As a rookie at back door invasions, does anyone have any words on this?

First, what lube would you use. I see the 'sex lubricants' in pharmacy, but there must be something more common. I thought about olive oil, but that sounds like a bad idea.

Also, what is the likelyhood of getting **** on your sword? That would definitely be a mood killer for me.
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I cannot believe I am answering this! Astro Glide, KY and many other water based products are best! Yes, you can get $hit on your shaft, but if she cleans well enough not so much. I have never let the $hit on my shingle deter me from backdoor action. If she is hot, you deal with it unless it is a damn mess.
 
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Olive oil, WTF?
 
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I hear that a girls' tears make the best lube....

But seriously, word on the street is that astroglide is the best for ballonknot boning. Go to like a sex or pot shop someplace and they should sell it there.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You NEED to expect to get sh!t on your **** thats just the way it is...Just be cool about it dont mention it to her and wash up.

and for god sake !!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE HER SUCK YOUR D!CK AFTER HAVING ANAL !!
 
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Ahhh condom? Just change condoms, sh!t is gone...
 
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Wow! At first I thought the title was a euphemism, guess not! No subtlties in this thread

I think you should be mentally prepared and not just d1ck-prepared...personally I only feel around the EXIT with my fingers...I save my chinese dragon for the real spec ops missions

sorry Ease this thread is hilarious
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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