"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hitting it from the back

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As a rookie at back door invasions, does anyone have any words on this?

First, what lube would you use. I see the 'sex lubricants' in pharmacy, but there must be something more common. I thought about olive oil, but that sounds like a bad idea.

Also, what is the likelyhood of getting **** on your sword? That would definitely be a mood killer for me.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ease said:
As a rookie at back door invasions, does anyone have any words on this?

First, what lube would you use. I see the 'sex lubricants' in pharmacy, but there must be something more common. I thought about olive oil, but that sounds like a bad idea.

Also, what is the likelyhood of getting **** on your sword? That would definitely be a mood killer for me.
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I cannot believe I am answering this! Astro Glide, KY and many other water based products are best! Yes, you can get $hit on your shaft, but if she cleans well enough not so much. I have never let the $hit on my shingle deter me from backdoor action. If she is hot, you deal with it unless it is a damn mess.
 
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Olive oil, WTF?
 
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I hear that a girls' tears make the best lube....

But seriously, word on the street is that astroglide is the best for ballonknot boning. Go to like a sex or pot shop someplace and they should sell it there.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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You NEED to expect to get sh!t on your **** thats just the way it is...Just be cool about it dont mention it to her and wash up.

and for god sake !!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE HER SUCK YOUR D!CK AFTER HAVING ANAL !!
 
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Ahhh condom? Just change condoms, sh!t is gone...
 
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Wow! At first I thought the title was a euphemism, guess not! No subtlties in this thread

I think you should be mentally prepared and not just d1ck-prepared...personally I only feel around the EXIT with my fingers...I save my chinese dragon for the real spec ops missions

sorry Ease this thread is hilarious
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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