"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hey cripple, how's your arm going?

WhitePimp

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I think you played it right. If a girl's actions cause me to lose interest in her, then why bother even replying and continuing a conversation I don't even care about having? If it was a girl I was actively conversing with then that's where I'd throw in some humor, but this is just a nobody who's bored and wants male attention
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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samspade said:
Females who pour on the sarcasm and wisecracks are gross.
I soooooooo agree with this. As Roissy says, sarcasm is unfeminine. A woman who busts on me is instant limp-d!ck for me. My male friends and I bust on one another, women who do it creep me out.
 

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Wait til your arm heals, then shove it up her ass.
 

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Falcon25 said:
Stop being so sensitive. She was just joking. I would have told her that I was going to break this cast over her head or something. She's a nobody. But you are very sensitive. Change that.
I don't think he was being sensitive, just pointing out the girl's lack of class (which is very common among Australian women who are not very feminine at all). I generally wouldn't make a joke like that with someone who I barely knew.
 

L B

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It's just a joke, don't take it personal.

Either way, don't reply to her. She made it clear that you're her second choice, so why bother wasting time thinking about it. Good job deleting her from your life.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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