"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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here's the secret

blueline

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be a little bit prettier than the girls you get into relationships with.

that's the secret to relationships with all other things including assumed decent game considered. you cannot be a fat and keep even a 7 unless you have some other factor like money and social status to intervene. however, she's always going to be wanting to get ****ed by that jacked guy, so you won't give her everything she wants, therefore she'll probably cheat.

if you want to just **** a bunch of girls, it always helps to be just a bit better looking than them. however, given the different definition of success in this pursuit, this is where the ugly can definitely succeed with girls physically out of his league. good luck keeping her with simply game, though.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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be prettier than the girl? you know what, you go ahead and enjoy your own sub par advice, and the sub par life style that it will bring to you. maybe one day you'll stop thinking like a freakin woman.
Everybody likes to give advice and **** these days, even guys that don't got their **** together.
 

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terran2k said:
be prettier than the girl? you know what, you go ahead and enjoy your own sub par advice, and the sub par life style that it will bring to you. maybe one day you'll stop thinking like a freakin woman.
Everybody likes to give advice and **** these days, even guys that don't got their **** together.
:woo: :woo:

+1
 

HolyG

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terran2k said:
be prettier than the girl? you know what, you go ahead and enjoy your own sub par advice, and the sub par life style that it will bring to you. maybe one day you'll stop thinking like a freakin woman.
Everybody likes to give advice and **** these days, even guys that don't got their **** together.
:flowers:

Let me buy you a beer
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ummm... John Hamm is an exceedingly attractive man. If you're 5'6 and look like Pee Wee Herman you're probably not going to be able to put that one off. Imagine Paul Reubens in that scene.

I agree with the OP. Date down, if you want to have some good times. If you date up, you will be paying through the nose and doing all the work.

Best yet, find a chick who looks ok but has super low self esteem.
 
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