Here's the grossest story you've heard all day

[Bible_Belt]

An ex from school I still talk to has a cute little dog that she took to the vet because she kept noticing yellow slimy stuff on her butt. The vet decided that he was going to check the dog's anal glands and when he made the mistake of squeezing them, the dog's butt gave out a gigantic puss explosion that covered the vet and most of his office. Apparently it was infected. There was yellow puss all over the vet; he had to go shower. They were wiping the stuff off the walls, paperwork, tables, the floor; dog butt puss was everywhere.

I bet that is the grossest thing you've heard all day.

 

[KontrollerX]

Yeesh...

Between this and HandyAndy's anal abcess Sosuave has become infection central heh heh yuck ugh. :crackup:

 

[HandyAndy]

gay, that dogs got nothin on me and my cyst, id let you guys in on the juicy details but i couldnt see what was going on, good thing because that smell is going to haunt me the rest of my life

 

[DJDamage]

I got one for today:

Next time you wonder why your burger tastes like ass.....here's the reason why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMm75T57PU

 

[MaddXMan]

Years ago: My aunt was in her lazyboy recliner w/ the footrest up. Late at nite, only the tv on. She wants to go to bed, turns off the tv and puts the footrest down, hears a muffled "yip." Her little dog was under there. My aunt picks up the dog to comfort him, and is petting him in the dark and feels dampness.......she turns the light on to see that the dogs head had been under the footrest when she brought it down, and one of his eyes was hanging out of the socket by the stalk(? don't know the word for it). He was still alive but had to be put to sleep after that!

 

[HandyAndy]

I got one for today:

Next time you wonder why your burger tastes like ass.....here's the reason why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMm75T57PU

Or maybe because it simply came from Burger King?