"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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An ex from school I still talk to has a cute little dog that she took to the vet because she kept noticing yellow slimy stuff on her butt. The vet decided that he was going to check the dog's anal glands and when he made the mistake of squeezing them, the dog's butt gave out a gigantic puss explosion that covered the vet and most of his office. Apparently it was infected. There was yellow puss all over the vet; he had to go shower. They were wiping the stuff off the walls, paperwork, tables, the floor; dog butt puss was everywhere.

I bet that is the grossest thing you've heard all day.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yeesh...

Between this and HandyAndy's anal abcess Sosuave has become infection central heh heh yuck ugh. :p :crackup:
 
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gay, that dogs got nothin on me and my cyst, id let you guys in on the juicy details but i couldnt see what was going on, good thing because that smell is going to haunt me the rest of my life :)
 
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Years ago: My aunt was in her lazyboy recliner w/ the footrest up. Late at nite, only the tv on. She wants to go to bed, turns off the tv and puts the footrest down, hears a muffled "yip." Her little dog was under there. My aunt picks up the dog to comfort him, and is petting him in the dark and feels dampness.......she turns the light on to see that the dogs head had been under the footrest when she brought it down, and one of his eyes was hanging out of the socket by the stalk(? don't know the word for it). He was still alive but had to be put to sleep after that!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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