"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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An ex from school I still talk to has a cute little dog that she took to the vet because she kept noticing yellow slimy stuff on her butt. The vet decided that he was going to check the dog's anal glands and when he made the mistake of squeezing them, the dog's butt gave out a gigantic puss explosion that covered the vet and most of his office. Apparently it was infected. There was yellow puss all over the vet; he had to go shower. They were wiping the stuff off the walls, paperwork, tables, the floor; dog butt puss was everywhere.

I bet that is the grossest thing you've heard all day.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Yeesh...

Between this and HandyAndy's anal abcess Sosuave has become infection central heh heh yuck ugh. :p :crackup:
 
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gay, that dogs got nothin on me and my cyst, id let you guys in on the juicy details but i couldnt see what was going on, good thing because that smell is going to haunt me the rest of my life :)
 
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Years ago: My aunt was in her lazyboy recliner w/ the footrest up. Late at nite, only the tv on. She wants to go to bed, turns off the tv and puts the footrest down, hears a muffled "yip." Her little dog was under there. My aunt picks up the dog to comfort him, and is petting him in the dark and feels dampness.......she turns the light on to see that the dogs head had been under the footrest when she brought it down, and one of his eyes was hanging out of the socket by the stalk(? don't know the word for it). He was still alive but had to be put to sleep after that!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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