"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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help with ****y+funny

mvp21

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im a naturally ****y person but i am struggle with the funny an was wondering if u guys got a few ****y/funny linesw you use with success to get me goin in the right direction
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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If you do a search of the forums, you will find about a MILLION of them.

Canned lines don't work as real ones though. Work on it.
 

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that is great. You are ****y yet have a problem...... with being funny.

The best advice I ever got about being funny was from a stand up comedian. It went a lil somthing like this.......

(Fade to Flashback)

"....being funny...thats easy.... to start off think of all the things you can make fun of yourself about... Find that one thing that everyone can relate to in them selfs, and use it... Take bad habits, than make a note of them. Next time you need to be funny open with one of those than turn it on sombody else."

than he said....

"...I went to a lesbian bar on accident the other day... That place was so butch they DIDN'T EVEN HAVE BALLS ON THE POOL TABLE!"

SO IF your ****y and people know that make fun of it, make fun of it and go to extreme but in a way not to seem like you are making fun or anything it will build the suspence. Than when sombody laughs mess with them about thier laugh. etc.

start with yourself or some random event and just play off of it...

now that I tried to explain it I realize I can't explain $hit very good...

PCZ 'N BEATS
DJ ZEROCELCIUS
 
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I like saying stuff "you know your blowning you chance with me.. or if you keep acting bad like that your not getting any."etc.


peace
 

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Its easy got up to her and say

"hey you nasty crack hore what are you doing her you skank you probably just had anal you loose bit*h get down on your knees and suck my d*ck skank hore bi*ch motherfu*kin slut."

"shutup skank"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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But seriously my Favs....

Im in a club i taqlk to the girl a lil then i hold out my hand look her straight in the eyes. Then i turn my head asif im looking around the club judging all the other guys then i say:

"your not going to get a better offer tonight"

Or when she says or does something you dont like:

"if you say/do that again i wont lick you out"

thats 2 of many
 

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snowy wrote: Canned lines don't work as real ones though. Work on it.

I disagree... its a large world out there and new chicks are always coming up the ranks... Not everyone has heard them...
 

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i made my lines up so in a wordly view very few women have been touched by the grace of those words.
 

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Originally posted by MacDiddy
snowy wrote: Canned lines don't work as real ones though. Work on it.

I disagree... its a large world out there and new chicks are always coming up the ranks... Not everyone has heard them...
Even if the chick hasn't heard the line before, canned lines don't come out as well. I'm saying this because I think humor in general works this way; I'm not very good at C+F.
 

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there right its better to just see the situation and find something comical to say...... i dont see why people have trouble doing this, i think it stems from self confidence.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Just like in chess, you cant win by evaluating your play on a situation by situation basis... You must see a pattern and instinctively know what the next move is...

Canned lines are the same. When a situation presents itself, a pattern will emerge that allows you to fire of these lines that you remember. If you haven't used it many times, then obviously its not gonna sound too fresh... with practice in the field, you can pass them of as being original and ad-lib...

Canned lines will give a newbie a rocket propelled start into the world of pickups without them having to rack their brains trying to think up something they have no idea will work or not...
 
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