"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
zerocelcius
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The best advice I ever got about being funny was from a stand up comedian. It went a lil somthing like this.......
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"....being funny...thats easy.... to start off think of all the things you can make fun of yourself about... Find that one thing that everyone can relate to in them selfs, and use it... Take bad habits, than make a note of them. Next time you need to be funny open with one of those than turn it on sombody else."
than he said....
"...I went to a lesbian bar on accident the other day... That place was so butch they DIDN'T EVEN HAVE BALLS ON THE POOL TABLE!"
SO IF your ****y and people know that make fun of it, make fun of it and go to extreme but in a way not to seem like you are making fun or anything it will build the suspence. Than when sombody laughs mess with them about thier laugh. etc.
start with yourself or some random event and just play off of it...
now that I tried to explain it I realize I can't explain $hit very good...
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"hey you nasty crack hore what are you doing her you skank you probably just had anal you loose bit*h get down on your knees and suck my d*ck skank hore bi*ch motherfu*kin slut."
"shutup skank"
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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Im in a club i taqlk to the girl a lil then i hold out my hand look her straight in the eyes. Then i turn my head asif im looking around the club judging all the other guys then i say:
"your not going to get a better offer tonight"
Or when she says or does something you dont like:
"if you say/do that again i wont lick you out"
thats 2 of many
MacDiddy
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I disagree... its a large world out there and new chicks are always coming up the ranks... Not everyone has heard them...
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Even if the chick hasn't heard the line before, canned lines don't come out as well. I'm saying this because I think humor in general works this way; I'm not very good at C+F.Originally posted by MacDiddy
snowy wrote: Canned lines don't work as real ones though. Work on it.
I disagree... its a large world out there and new chicks are always coming up the ranks... Not everyone has heard them...
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
MacDiddy
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Canned lines are the same. When a situation presents itself, a pattern will emerge that allows you to fire of these lines that you remember. If you haven't used it many times, then obviously its not gonna sound too fresh... with practice in the field, you can pass them of as being original and ad-lib...
Canned lines will give a newbie a rocket propelled start into the world of pickups without them having to rack their brains trying to think up something they have no idea will work or not...