"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
help with ****y+funny
- Thread starter mvp21
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
The best advice I ever got about being funny was from a stand up comedian. It went a lil somthing like this.......
(Fade to Flashback)
"....being funny...thats easy.... to start off think of all the things you can make fun of yourself about... Find that one thing that everyone can relate to in them selfs, and use it... Take bad habits, than make a note of them. Next time you need to be funny open with one of those than turn it on sombody else."
than he said....
"...I went to a lesbian bar on accident the other day... That place was so butch they DIDN'T EVEN HAVE BALLS ON THE POOL TABLE!"
SO IF your ****y and people know that make fun of it, make fun of it and go to extreme but in a way not to seem like you are making fun or anything it will build the suspence. Than when sombody laughs mess with them about thier laugh. etc.
start with yourself or some random event and just play off of it...
now that I tried to explain it I realize I can't explain $hit very good...
PCZ 'N BEATS
DJ ZEROCELCIUS
tj
Guest
peace
Black_Italian
Banned
- Joined
- May 9, 2004
- Messages
- 1,032
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 40
"hey you nasty crack hore what are you doing her you skank you probably just had anal you loose bit*h get down on your knees and suck my d*ck skank hore bi*ch motherfu*kin slut."
"shutup skank"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Black_Italian
Banned
- Joined
- May 9, 2004
- Messages
- 1,032
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 40
Im in a club i taqlk to the girl a lil then i hold out my hand look her straight in the eyes. Then i turn my head asif im looking around the club judging all the other guys then i say:
"your not going to get a better offer tonight"
Or when she says or does something you dont like:
"if you say/do that again i wont lick you out"
thats 2 of many
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
I disagree... its a large world out there and new chicks are always coming up the ranks... Not everyone has heard them...
Black_Italian
Banned
- Joined
- May 9, 2004
- Messages
- 1,032
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 40
humiliator
Don Juan
Even if the chick hasn't heard the line before, canned lines don't come out as well. I'm saying this because I think humor in general works this way; I'm not very good at C+F.Originally posted by MacDiddy
snowy wrote: Canned lines don't work as real ones though. Work on it.
I disagree... its a large world out there and new chicks are always coming up the ranks... Not everyone has heard them...
Black_Italian
Banned
- Joined
- May 9, 2004
- Messages
- 1,032
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 40
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
Canned lines are the same. When a situation presents itself, a pattern will emerge that allows you to fire of these lines that you remember. If you haven't used it many times, then obviously its not gonna sound too fresh... with practice in the field, you can pass them of as being original and ad-lib...
Canned lines will give a newbie a rocket propelled start into the world of pickups without them having to rack their brains trying to think up something they have no idea will work or not...