"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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All I'm asking for is for you guys to list types of humor so I can be broad with my next post.

Please don't clutter this thread, make a list and leave a few comments as possible. I'll start off:

Gag Humor
Play on words
Imitation
Story-Telling
Joke-Telling
Blatent Humor (pointing out the obvious)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Black humor.
 
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Dry humor
Sarcasm
Puns
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sexual Humor
Ex:My friend had a song of him playing his guitar on his cell. My other frined listened to it, and infront of one of a HB9 my other friend just goes "mmm...I coulda played it better with my penis!"
was hilarious,s he laughed her ass off...guess you had to ahve been there though. thatw as ike the only thing he said like the entire busride[sucks].
 
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Re: ..

Originally posted by Patrick124
Sexual Humor
Ex:My friend had a song of him playing his guitar on his cell. My other frined listened to it, and infront of one of a HB9 my other friend just goes "mmm...I coulda played it better with my penis!"
was hilarious,s he laughed her ass off...guess you had to ahve been there though. thatw as ike the only thing he said like the entire busride[sucks].
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Lol, that reminds of that Seinfeld episode where George tries to get in one good line and then leave everyone wanting more.
 
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