"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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All I'm asking for is for you guys to list types of humor so I can be broad with my next post.

Please don't clutter this thread, make a list and leave a few comments as possible. I'll start off:

Gag Humor
Play on words
Imitation
Story-Telling
Joke-Telling
Blatent Humor (pointing out the obvious)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Black humor.
 
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Dry humor
Sarcasm
Puns
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sexual Humor
Ex:My friend had a song of him playing his guitar on his cell. My other frined listened to it, and infront of one of a HB9 my other friend just goes "mmm...I coulda played it better with my penis!"
was hilarious,s he laughed her ass off...guess you had to ahve been there though. thatw as ike the only thing he said like the entire busride[sucks].
 
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Re: ..

Originally posted by Patrick124
Sexual Humor
Ex:My friend had a song of him playing his guitar on his cell. My other frined listened to it, and infront of one of a HB9 my other friend just goes "mmm...I coulda played it better with my penis!"
was hilarious,s he laughed her ass off...guess you had to ahve been there though. thatw as ike the only thing he said like the entire busride[sucks].
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Lol, that reminds of that Seinfeld episode where George tries to get in one good line and then leave everyone wanting more.
 
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