"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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All I'm asking for is for you guys to list types of humor so I can be broad with my next post.

Please don't clutter this thread, make a list and leave a few comments as possible. I'll start off:

Gag Humor
Play on words
Imitation
Story-Telling
Joke-Telling
Blatent Humor (pointing out the obvious)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Black humor.
 
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Dry humor
Sarcasm
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Sexual Humor
Ex:My friend had a song of him playing his guitar on his cell. My other frined listened to it, and infront of one of a HB9 my other friend just goes "mmm...I coulda played it better with my penis!"
was hilarious,s he laughed her ass off...guess you had to ahve been there though. thatw as ike the only thing he said like the entire busride[sucks].
 
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Re: ..

Originally posted by Patrick124
Sexual Humor
Ex:My friend had a song of him playing his guitar on his cell. My other frined listened to it, and infront of one of a HB9 my other friend just goes "mmm...I coulda played it better with my penis!"
was hilarious,s he laughed her ass off...guess you had to ahve been there though. thatw as ike the only thing he said like the entire busride[sucks].
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Lol, that reminds of that Seinfeld episode where George tries to get in one good line and then leave everyone wanting more.
 
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