"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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All I'm asking for is for you guys to list types of humor so I can be broad with my next post.

Please don't clutter this thread, make a list and leave a few comments as possible. I'll start off:

Gag Humor
Play on words
Imitation
Story-Telling
Joke-Telling
Blatent Humor (pointing out the obvious)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Black humor.
 
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Dry humor
Sarcasm
Puns
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sexual Humor
Ex:My friend had a song of him playing his guitar on his cell. My other frined listened to it, and infront of one of a HB9 my other friend just goes "mmm...I coulda played it better with my penis!"
was hilarious,s he laughed her ass off...guess you had to ahve been there though. thatw as ike the only thing he said like the entire busride[sucks].
 
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Re: ..

Originally posted by Patrick124
Sexual Humor
Ex:My friend had a song of him playing his guitar on his cell. My other frined listened to it, and infront of one of a HB9 my other friend just goes "mmm...I coulda played it better with my penis!"
was hilarious,s he laughed her ass off...guess you had to ahve been there though. thatw as ike the only thing he said like the entire busride[sucks].
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Lol, that reminds of that Seinfeld episode where George tries to get in one good line and then leave everyone wanting more.
 
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