"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Help me devise a good Myspace opener

Leporello

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As mentioned in a previous thread I'm going to Budapest soon; I need a good introduction to send to girls on Myspace (or Facebook or whatever) to get them interested.

I figured I might as well start out with the truth, telling them that I'm new in town and would like to meet a local for advice, what places are cool to go, etc. etc. But I know the wording is key and since my previous attempts at Myspace game have flat out sucked I'm not sure how to phrase them.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ice882

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Dude, don't pick up women on the internet. The success rate is so low. Maximize your chances and go for it in person.
 

Ice882

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Dude, don't pick up women on the internet. The success rate is so low. Maximize your chances and go for it in person.
 

Leporello

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Ice882 said:
Dude, don't pick up women on the internet. The success rate is so low. Maximize your chances and go for it in person.
Well that's the idea...line up some coffee dates or whatever quickly and then get going.
 

mikeyb

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The only thing you'll pick up on myspace are prostitutes and low-life trash. With that in mind, a good opening line would be
"My name is Shaggy Joe. How much for an hour?" :flowers:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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MySpace openers? You're kidding right?
 

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Sorry for the people bad talking you with no real sound advice.

One thing I've learned from opening on myspace is it's best not to just send a message right away with hi, I'm blah blah etc. The best thing that has worked for me is actually replying to their bulletins. Sometimes it will take a couple days to get the perfect one to reply to (especially if they aren't on often) but it makes negging them so much easier. It doesn't seemed canned or out of place. You also have a lot more material to work with, and it's also something she's FEELING at that moment. Not something you just read off her page and every other dude is using for his openers as well. It makes you seem a little more fresh and unique. I've spent a lot of time perfecting my myspace game, and I've actually gotten laid quite a few times thanks to it, so don't let these blokes put you down. Just bewarey of "the angles".
 

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I'm thinking of starting to add random chicks on myspace. Or start a facebook and try it there. Better yet maybe both. like 5 to 10 girls at a time and use it as another tool in the arsenal. Has anyone had any luck with this. Seems like a numbers game, much like with personal encounters.
 
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