Help! How to dump

[backseatjuan]

:cuss: After a 2 year old LTR and a little time off from her, I realized no fing way I can be with that girl. She is way too jelousy, she can't hold drink and does like to drink, she smokes, her family is just horrible, and the baby she said was mine DNA test showed that it wasn't mine. So I went NC at first, then I created an online dating profile just so that she sees it, then I explicitly wrote to her and told her plain and simple, I don't want to be with her. She's still calling me, writing me text messages, I just don't pick up or answer.

How to dump a girl so it is 100% prove and she don't ever contact me again?

 

[El Payaso]

:cuss: After a 2 year old LTR and a little time off from her, I realized no fing way I can be with that girl. She is way too jelousy, she can't hold drink and does like to drink, she smokes, her family is just horrible, and the baby she said was mine DNA test showed that it wasn't mine. So I went NC at first, then I created an online dating profile just so that she sees it, then I explicitly wrote to her and told her plain and simple, I don't want to be with her. She's still calling me, writing me text messages, I just don't pick up or answer.

How to dump a girl so it is 100% prove and she don't ever contact me again?

I know a guy that can make people disappear. For the right price of course...

 

[Sofomore]

You need to write her a long email about your feelings. If you really want her back just send flowers and chocolates.

 

[adam225]

^^^ Agreed.

It's simple really - what normally gets rid of them ? AFC behaviour.

OP, you know what to do.

 

[Pardner]

Just continue to act like yourself lol

 

[backseatjuan]

Seriously...........how to get rid of her?

 

[adam225]

Seriously... the problem is you've done EVERYTHING that would keep her IL high lol - the more you push them away the more they'll case you down.

I dunno man, there's not much more you can do than deleting her number and trying your best to avoid her. The only other option is the AFC route. :crackup:

 

[asa_don]

It's pretty sad that you can't figure out how dump a chick.

How about?

"I'm dumping your ass for good and don't ever call me again!"

Try not to turn her on or she'll come running back :crackup:

 

[backseatjuan]

The chick is AFC, maybe that has something to do with her clinginess.

 

[Pardner]

The chick is AFC, maybe that has something to do with her clinginess.

The two of you sound like a good match. Why do you want to dump her?

 

[backseatjuan]

She is possessive, too possessive.

 

[Atom Smasher]

I know a guy that can make people disappear. For the right price of course...

I told you I was retiring...

 

[nismo-4]

Breaking up is easy to do.

Tell her it's over. Delete her. Block her. Turn your betatude up to eleven.

It really is that simple.

Case closed. Get out of my court.

 

[backseatjuan]

yes f-u and go f ur self seems to work really nice, thanks. tho I feel faking used after this, it is as if I had to walk her toward getting over me and getting it on with someone else, as if she wouldn't do it until I told her to do it. this feels so faking gay

 

[Epimanes]

I thought breaking up was easy? Just change your facebook status. *shrugs*

Epi