"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I am more then willing to assist you in satisfying your appetite.
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I'm alright. But many thanks for the kind offer. What a welcome. Us newbies feel so loved. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Burrito Supreme said:
You wouldn't regret it, but thats cool.

I'm a newby as well.
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Ha, so you are! I just noticed your post count. Tell me, are you a LShacker as well?
 
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Ha, so you are! I just noticed your post count. Tell me, are you a LShacker as well?
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I will do deliveries to other message boards as well if needed.

Wouldn't you like to know?:moon:
 
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I will do deliveries to other message boards as well if needed.

Wouldn't you like to know?:moon:
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So you are. Hmm... Now you've got me all curious.

BTW: anyone know how to make it so that I can see (i.e. little check mark like at LS) when there is a response to a thread I posted in? Wow. Long sentence.

And BS...I think I may know who you are. Tehe.
 
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Well at least you girls can PM each other revealing your identities to one another.


Something else that the fascist LS wouldn't let newbies do!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ThunderMaverick said:
Well at least you girls can PM each other revealing your identities to one another.


Something else that the fascist LS wouldn't let newbies do!
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Yes, that means Supreme can PM me his identity!

Now someone, please, tell me how to subscribe to my threads. Mucho gracias.
 
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Purple-Haze said:
So you are. Hmm... Now you've got me all curious.

BTW: anyone know how to make it so that I can see (i.e. little check mark like at LS) when there is a response to a thread I posted in? Wow. Long sentence.

And BS...I think I may know who you are. Tehe.
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You may feel free to PM me with your guesses. You get a very special prize if you guess correctly.

Its under the options menu somewhere.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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No guesses I take it?
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K, I PM'ed you. Just based on your initial post about communication being the key to a successful R. I have not read any of your other posts.
 
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K, I PM'ed you. Just based on your initial post about communication being the key to a successful R. I have not read any of your other posts.
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Nevermind my question............
 
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Hey, I'm the youngest fellow here, being 14:D Welcome, try not to cause as much hassle as the previous LS invaders did. And you'll be fine. I'm one of the guys that enjoys having some female perspective, as long as women try not to force that perspective onto me, I'm cool:cool:
So, welcome and hop you enjoy the reading.

Lil' Ben ;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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