"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have you or would you bang a neighbour?

TheMonkeyKing

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TMK has a hot neighbour who gives him a look like she wants to tear a piece out of his hot monkey ass every time he sees her.

I imagine similar pitfalls as with dipping in to the office ink. A bit too close to home, in every sense.

Any advice gratefully received.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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El Payaso

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If she's hot, why not? As long as she doesn't have a husband or boyfriend.
 

dustmuffin

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I would go for it. If it goes south just ignore. I agree with El payaso.
 

taiyuu_otoko

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Never never never never would I do such a thing.

Every girl you bring home after that, she'll stalk her outside and fill their heads with madness. (Which is fine, but any girl you get with will be FORCED to see your "ex" on a regular basis).

Maybe just me, but I imagine knives coming at me in my sleep in that scenario...
 

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Did it, doing it.... the best is when they live right in front of each other ;)

It save time and great breakfast moment
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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sazc

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oh mai gudness... be careful!
 

devilkingx2

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as long as she isn't some psycho and the breakup isn't horrible then you'll be fine.

if she wants to try and spite you or mark her territory with any other girl she sees at your house after you break up, then she's probably some psycho and you'll need to move
 

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Why not it's a piece of azz just don't develop any feelings for her or get within 100 yards of having a relationship, it's a very convenient booty call if you ask me.
 

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She would have to be incredibly hot without a psycho ex or husband.
 

wifehunter

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Don't sh!t where you sleep.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Chev.Chelios

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Not a good idea if your a chode and fall easily into oneitus like when I was a teenager.. train wreck
 

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Thanks folks. All good points made.

Gonna invite her out for a drink and do a bit of screening.
 
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