"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have you or would you bang a neighbour?

TheMonkeyKing

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TMK has a hot neighbour who gives him a look like she wants to tear a piece out of his hot monkey ass every time he sees her.

I imagine similar pitfalls as with dipping in to the office ink. A bit too close to home, in every sense.

Any advice gratefully received.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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El Payaso

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If she's hot, why not? As long as she doesn't have a husband or boyfriend.
 

dustmuffin

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I would go for it. If it goes south just ignore. I agree with El payaso.
 

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Never never never never would I do such a thing.

Every girl you bring home after that, she'll stalk her outside and fill their heads with madness. (Which is fine, but any girl you get with will be FORCED to see your "ex" on a regular basis).

Maybe just me, but I imagine knives coming at me in my sleep in that scenario...
 

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Did it, doing it.... the best is when they live right in front of each other ;)

It save time and great breakfast moment
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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sazc

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oh mai gudness... be careful!
 

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as long as she isn't some psycho and the breakup isn't horrible then you'll be fine.

if she wants to try and spite you or mark her territory with any other girl she sees at your house after you break up, then she's probably some psycho and you'll need to move
 

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Why not it's a piece of azz just don't develop any feelings for her or get within 100 yards of having a relationship, it's a very convenient booty call if you ask me.
 

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She would have to be incredibly hot without a psycho ex or husband.
 

wifehunter

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Don't sh!t where you sleep.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Not a good idea if your a chode and fall easily into oneitus like when I was a teenager.. train wreck
 

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Thanks folks. All good points made.

Gonna invite her out for a drink and do a bit of screening.
 
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