Method Boy
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Lol, sounds silly.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Have you ever had phone sex?
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Method Boy
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I'm straight, thanks.
ObieJuan
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a bit dense, are we? I was kidding- it's too bad they don't have the :naughty: smiley on this board
anyway it can be fun if you have a good imagination. I can't come up with ideas fast enough- maybe if I were more of a freak I could have more fun with it.
anyway it can be fun if you have a good imagination. I can't come up with ideas fast enough- maybe if I were more of a freak I could have more fun with it.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ValleyDJing
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I tried online sex once. It was weird and I broke it off, told her I was drunk. haha!
reallyfreakinlost
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Anybody here had real sex before? I have!
skip2mylou781
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What Kinda ****in Useless Thread Is This? ****in Jerkoffs ****in Up Sosuave.com
BacardiGuy
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I haven't, but I heard Luke Skywalker actually lost his virginity 6 years ago to a 1-800 number.
I keed.
I keed.
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Cuz, I read this article about this guy that got called by someone named "Nicole". So they started having phone sex until they finally agreed to meet in person. He figured something was up beacause "Nicole" always whispered. Well, turned out "Nicole" was actually Aaron and was a man.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Never did it with anyone I ever had to pay for it from...
It's fun if you are very visual as I am...
It's quite easy, if the girl is comfy with you and you can call while she sits in bed. It's a "layup" and is probably one of the easier sexual acts to engage in. If you've met in person, she's likely to be hornier. If you hadn't met in person yet, it could go either way. Perhaps she's ghastly, and you'll never want to again. Or maybe she's dynamite, and you'll want to get it on right there and then.
A-Unit
Never did it with anyone I ever had to pay for it from...
It's fun if you are very visual as I am...
It's quite easy, if the girl is comfy with you and you can call while she sits in bed. It's a "layup" and is probably one of the easier sexual acts to engage in. If you've met in person, she's likely to be hornier. If you hadn't met in person yet, it could go either way. Perhaps she's ghastly, and you'll never want to again. Or maybe she's dynamite, and you'll want to get it on right there and then.
A-Unit