"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Have you ever had phone sex?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ObieJuan

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a bit dense, are we? I was kidding- it's too bad they don't have the :naughty: smiley on this board :(

anyway it can be fun if you have a good imagination. I can't come up with ideas fast enough- maybe if I were more of a freak I could have more fun with it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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ValleyDJing

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I tried online sex once. It was weird and I broke it off, told her I was drunk. haha!:D
 

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What Kinda ****in Useless Thread Is This? ****in Jerkoffs ****in Up Sosuave.com
 

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I haven't, but I heard Luke Skywalker actually lost his virginity 6 years ago to a 1-800 number.




I keed.
 

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Cuz, I read this article about this guy that got called by someone named "Nicole". So they started having phone sex until they finally agreed to meet in person. He figured something was up beacause "Nicole" always whispered. Well, turned out "Nicole" was actually Aaron and was a man.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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A-Unit

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Re:

Never did it with anyone I ever had to pay for it from...

It's fun if you are very visual as I am...

It's quite easy, if the girl is comfy with you and you can call while she sits in bed. It's a "layup" and is probably one of the easier sexual acts to engage in. If you've met in person, she's likely to be hornier. If you hadn't met in person yet, it could go either way. Perhaps she's ghastly, and you'll never want to again. Or maybe she's dynamite, and you'll want to get it on right there and then.

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