Method Boy
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Lol, sounds silly.
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"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Have you ever had phone sex?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Method Boy
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I'm straight, thanks.
ObieJuan
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a bit dense, are we? I was kidding- it's too bad they don't have the :naughty: smiley on this board
anyway it can be fun if you have a good imagination. I can't come up with ideas fast enough- maybe if I were more of a freak I could have more fun with it.
anyway it can be fun if you have a good imagination. I can't come up with ideas fast enough- maybe if I were more of a freak I could have more fun with it.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
ValleyDJing
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I tried online sex once. It was weird and I broke it off, told her I was drunk. haha!
reallyfreakinlost
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Anybody here had real sex before? I have!
skip2mylou781
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What Kinda ****in Useless Thread Is This? ****in Jerkoffs ****in Up Sosuave.com
BacardiGuy
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I haven't, but I heard Luke Skywalker actually lost his virginity 6 years ago to a 1-800 number.
I keed.
I keed.
Method Boy
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Cuz, I read this article about this guy that got called by someone named "Nicole". So they started having phone sex until they finally agreed to meet in person. He figured something was up beacause "Nicole" always whispered. Well, turned out "Nicole" was actually Aaron and was a man.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Never did it with anyone I ever had to pay for it from...
It's fun if you are very visual as I am...
It's quite easy, if the girl is comfy with you and you can call while she sits in bed. It's a "layup" and is probably one of the easier sexual acts to engage in. If you've met in person, she's likely to be hornier. If you hadn't met in person yet, it could go either way. Perhaps she's ghastly, and you'll never want to again. Or maybe she's dynamite, and you'll want to get it on right there and then.
A-Unit
Never did it with anyone I ever had to pay for it from...
It's fun if you are very visual as I am...
It's quite easy, if the girl is comfy with you and you can call while she sits in bed. It's a "layup" and is probably one of the easier sexual acts to engage in. If you've met in person, she's likely to be hornier. If you hadn't met in person yet, it could go either way. Perhaps she's ghastly, and you'll never want to again. Or maybe she's dynamite, and you'll want to get it on right there and then.
A-Unit