Method Boy
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Lol, sounds silly.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Have you ever had phone sex?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Method Boy
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I'm straight, thanks.
ObieJuan
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a bit dense, are we? I was kidding- it's too bad they don't have the :naughty: smiley on this board
anyway it can be fun if you have a good imagination. I can't come up with ideas fast enough- maybe if I were more of a freak I could have more fun with it.
anyway it can be fun if you have a good imagination. I can't come up with ideas fast enough- maybe if I were more of a freak I could have more fun with it.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ValleyDJing
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I tried online sex once. It was weird and I broke it off, told her I was drunk. haha!
reallyfreakinlost
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Anybody here had real sex before? I have!
skip2mylou781
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What Kinda ****in Useless Thread Is This? ****in Jerkoffs ****in Up Sosuave.com
BacardiGuy
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I haven't, but I heard Luke Skywalker actually lost his virginity 6 years ago to a 1-800 number.
I keed.
I keed.
Method Boy
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Cuz, I read this article about this guy that got called by someone named "Nicole". So they started having phone sex until they finally agreed to meet in person. He figured something was up beacause "Nicole" always whispered. Well, turned out "Nicole" was actually Aaron and was a man.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Never did it with anyone I ever had to pay for it from...
It's fun if you are very visual as I am...
It's quite easy, if the girl is comfy with you and you can call while she sits in bed. It's a "layup" and is probably one of the easier sexual acts to engage in. If you've met in person, she's likely to be hornier. If you hadn't met in person yet, it could go either way. Perhaps she's ghastly, and you'll never want to again. Or maybe she's dynamite, and you'll want to get it on right there and then.
A-Unit
Never did it with anyone I ever had to pay for it from...
It's fun if you are very visual as I am...
It's quite easy, if the girl is comfy with you and you can call while she sits in bed. It's a "layup" and is probably one of the easier sexual acts to engage in. If you've met in person, she's likely to be hornier. If you hadn't met in person yet, it could go either way. Perhaps she's ghastly, and you'll never want to again. Or maybe she's dynamite, and you'll want to get it on right there and then.
A-Unit