"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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have you ever given yourself a hickey before?

killbill

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So this chick i work with isnt to bad looking and so today at work we were really bored. BTW she is kinda weird but cool I guess. anyways were on out break and she tells me want to play a game? and i say alright, whats the game? And she tells me whoever can give there self a hickey first on there forarm first wins. at first i thought this was kinda weird cause ive never played this weird game before lol.

So we did that so now i have a red spot on my arm lol. what a dumb game. anyways I cant tell if I should feel like a fool with a hickey from my own self on my forarm? also has anyone here ever gave themself a hickey before?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DogFashionDisco

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No. But I have tried to give myself a bl0wjob a couple times. I swear, with enough yoga, it might be possible!!
 

joekerr31

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DogFashionDisco said:
No. But I have tried to give myself a bl0wjob a couple times. I swear, with enough yoga, it might be possible!!
dude, do you realize how f*cked up it is to try to blow yourself? what good is it? do you want to blow a load in your own mouth?

seriously, wtf dude?

i want you to go tell your mom right now that you are tryign to do these kinds of things so that she can help you get some professional councilling.
 

Dilberto

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You need BETTER things to do, than play with snakebite kits.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DogFashionDisco

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joekerr31 said:
dude, do you realize how f*cked up it is to try to blow yourself? what good is it? do you want to blow a load in your own mouth?

seriously, wtf dude?

i want you to go tell your mom right now that you are tryign to do these kinds of things so that she can help you get some professional councilling.
I think it would be AWESOME!
 

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Playing with yourself is just fine man. What's bad is doing what the chick tells you to do. I would have told her, no, let's play this game, you kiss me instead and I rate you on that. Or, not now girly, let's do that in an hour... But instead, you choose to be one of those guys, who's play and listen when she needs too. Sh1t man, how you feel about it now?
 

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Shezz said:
So was I.

Why waste the time giving yourself hickeys when you could be out investing your time meeting more girls and getting them to give you hickeys.

Feelin' me?

Sarge On...


i agree:up:
 
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