"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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have you ever given yourself a hickey before?

killbill

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So this chick i work with isnt to bad looking and so today at work we were really bored. BTW she is kinda weird but cool I guess. anyways were on out break and she tells me want to play a game? and i say alright, whats the game? And she tells me whoever can give there self a hickey first on there forarm first wins. at first i thought this was kinda weird cause ive never played this weird game before lol.

So we did that so now i have a red spot on my arm lol. what a dumb game. anyways I cant tell if I should feel like a fool with a hickey from my own self on my forarm? also has anyone here ever gave themself a hickey before?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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No. But I have tried to give myself a bl0wjob a couple times. I swear, with enough yoga, it might be possible!!
 

joekerr31

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DogFashionDisco said:
No. But I have tried to give myself a bl0wjob a couple times. I swear, with enough yoga, it might be possible!!
dude, do you realize how f*cked up it is to try to blow yourself? what good is it? do you want to blow a load in your own mouth?

seriously, wtf dude?

i want you to go tell your mom right now that you are tryign to do these kinds of things so that she can help you get some professional councilling.
 

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You need BETTER things to do, than play with snakebite kits.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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DogFashionDisco

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joekerr31 said:
dude, do you realize how f*cked up it is to try to blow yourself? what good is it? do you want to blow a load in your own mouth?

seriously, wtf dude?

i want you to go tell your mom right now that you are tryign to do these kinds of things so that she can help you get some professional councilling.
I think it would be AWESOME!
 

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Playing with yourself is just fine man. What's bad is doing what the chick tells you to do. I would have told her, no, let's play this game, you kiss me instead and I rate you on that. Or, not now girly, let's do that in an hour... But instead, you choose to be one of those guys, who's play and listen when she needs too. Sh1t man, how you feel about it now?
 

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Shezz said:
So was I.

Why waste the time giving yourself hickeys when you could be out investing your time meeting more girls and getting them to give you hickeys.

Feelin' me?

Sarge On...


i agree:up:
 
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