"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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have you ever given yourself a hickey before?

killbill

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So this chick i work with isnt to bad looking and so today at work we were really bored. BTW she is kinda weird but cool I guess. anyways were on out break and she tells me want to play a game? and i say alright, whats the game? And she tells me whoever can give there self a hickey first on there forarm first wins. at first i thought this was kinda weird cause ive never played this weird game before lol.

So we did that so now i have a red spot on my arm lol. what a dumb game. anyways I cant tell if I should feel like a fool with a hickey from my own self on my forarm? also has anyone here ever gave themself a hickey before?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DogFashionDisco

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No. But I have tried to give myself a bl0wjob a couple times. I swear, with enough yoga, it might be possible!!
 

joekerr31

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DogFashionDisco said:
No. But I have tried to give myself a bl0wjob a couple times. I swear, with enough yoga, it might be possible!!
dude, do you realize how f*cked up it is to try to blow yourself? what good is it? do you want to blow a load in your own mouth?

seriously, wtf dude?

i want you to go tell your mom right now that you are tryign to do these kinds of things so that she can help you get some professional councilling.
 

Dilberto

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You need BETTER things to do, than play with snakebite kits.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DogFashionDisco

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joekerr31 said:
dude, do you realize how f*cked up it is to try to blow yourself? what good is it? do you want to blow a load in your own mouth?

seriously, wtf dude?

i want you to go tell your mom right now that you are tryign to do these kinds of things so that she can help you get some professional councilling.
I think it would be AWESOME!
 

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Playing with yourself is just fine man. What's bad is doing what the chick tells you to do. I would have told her, no, let's play this game, you kiss me instead and I rate you on that. Or, not now girly, let's do that in an hour... But instead, you choose to be one of those guys, who's play and listen when she needs too. Sh1t man, how you feel about it now?
 

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Shezz said:
So was I.

Why waste the time giving yourself hickeys when you could be out investing your time meeting more girls and getting them to give you hickeys.

Feelin' me?

Sarge On...


i agree:up:
 
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