"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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have you ever given yourself a hickey before?

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So this chick i work with isnt to bad looking and so today at work we were really bored. BTW she is kinda weird but cool I guess. anyways were on out break and she tells me want to play a game? and i say alright, whats the game? And she tells me whoever can give there self a hickey first on there forarm first wins. at first i thought this was kinda weird cause ive never played this weird game before lol.

So we did that so now i have a red spot on my arm lol. what a dumb game. anyways I cant tell if I should feel like a fool with a hickey from my own self on my forarm? also has anyone here ever gave themself a hickey before?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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No. But I have tried to give myself a bl0wjob a couple times. I swear, with enough yoga, it might be possible!!
 
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DogFashionDisco said:
No. But I have tried to give myself a bl0wjob a couple times. I swear, with enough yoga, it might be possible!!
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dude, do you realize how f*cked up it is to try to blow yourself? what good is it? do you want to blow a load in your own mouth?

seriously, wtf dude?

i want you to go tell your mom right now that you are tryign to do these kinds of things so that she can help you get some professional councilling.
 
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You need BETTER things to do, than play with snakebite kits.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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DogFashionDisco

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joekerr31 said:
dude, do you realize how f*cked up it is to try to blow yourself? what good is it? do you want to blow a load in your own mouth?

seriously, wtf dude?

i want you to go tell your mom right now that you are tryign to do these kinds of things so that she can help you get some professional councilling.
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I think it would be AWESOME!
 
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Playing with yourself is just fine man. What's bad is doing what the chick tells you to do. I would have told her, no, let's play this game, you kiss me instead and I rate you on that. Or, not now girly, let's do that in an hour... But instead, you choose to be one of those guys, who's play and listen when she needs too. Sh1t man, how you feel about it now?
 
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Shezz said:
So was I.

Why waste the time giving yourself hickeys when you could be out investing your time meeting more girls and getting them to give you hickeys.

Feelin' me?

Sarge On...
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i agree:up:
 
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