"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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You need a special kind of sense of humor in order to laugh your ass off at a movie like Harold and Kumar. I possess that kinda sense of humor and i found this movie hillarious.

Anyone saw Kung Pow: Enter The Fist ? Man, that was funny too :crackup:
 

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Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here:(

Although I guess I'm satisfied with Del Taco:up:

Hey brotha! How much for a chicken taco? 79 cents! That is a bargin! That is a bargin for me. I think I will have some!
 

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Peter: "Brian, take out your ring."

Brian: "I don't want to."

Peter: "Just take it out."

Peter & Brian: "Asian Wonder Twin powers activate."

Peter: "Shape of steam."

Brian: "Peter, we got these from a box of fruit loops."

:p those are my peoples N|(s :D
 

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Originally posted by Ever onward
But did you notice how it portrayed white guys? All the white guys in the movie are either mean, crass or EXTREME.

Watching that movie made me ashamed to be a whitie
the only thing that you should be ashamed of for being white is d*ck size.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by PRMoon
Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here:(
No, you don't want that, trust me. That stuff turns your shyt to liquid, for lack of a better description.
 

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the only thing that you should be ashamed of for being white is d*ck size.
Dude that is the one thing I don't have to worry about. Now if only I had some rhythm and could dance...

Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here
Yeah I could go for some of that right now.
 

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Originally posted by Page
No, you don't want that, trust me. That stuff turns your shyt to liquid, for lack of a better description.
No they don't. I may live on the west coast now, but I'm from the east I use to have whitecastle all the time and I never had any problems.

Didn't they have a lawsuit filed against for serving bad meat though....oh wait that was Jack in the box, some thing that there's an abundance of where I am now. A well fast food is fast food.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Awful film. I nearly broke into a smile once and that was when the credits started to roll.
 

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Originally posted by Tweek_1984
Awful film. I nearly broke into a smile once and that was when the credits started to roll.
Your sense of humor is damaged. Return it for a refund or replacement.
 

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Some of my favourite scenes were actually the elevator ones. I thought the interactions were really enjoyable.

And also Dougie Howser....and that crazy truckdriver haha
 

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I thought it had some good parts, some bad parts. Not really funny or really terrible.
 

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It's a hilarious movie, particularly when Neil Patrick Harris is on.

"Yeah, I'm craving burgers... FUR-burgers!"

"Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal your car"

"NPH wouldn't do that"
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That part where the burger guy says the mayo isn't really mayo...man, I couldnt eat any McChicken burgers for weeks.
 

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The movie also offers some fun advice :):

H: The only girls who are interested in me are girls I have no interest in. Like Cindy Kim.

K: Speaking of Cindy, she called earlier. One of those Asian clubs she's in is throwing a party at her dorm tonight.

H: God, she invites me to everything.

K: So what? She's kind of ****in' cute. Let her touch your penis.
 

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Dude, I'm sorry, but Harold and Kumar is the funniest movie ever.

The again, my favorite movie is Spice World. Hmmm.
 
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