"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You need a special kind of sense of humor in order to laugh your ass off at a movie like Harold and Kumar. I possess that kinda sense of humor and i found this movie hillarious.

Anyone saw Kung Pow: Enter The Fist ? Man, that was funny too :crackup:
 

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Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here:(

Although I guess I'm satisfied with Del Taco:up:

Hey brotha! How much for a chicken taco? 79 cents! That is a bargin! That is a bargin for me. I think I will have some!
 

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Peter: "Brian, take out your ring."

Brian: "I don't want to."

Peter: "Just take it out."

Peter & Brian: "Asian Wonder Twin powers activate."

Peter: "Shape of steam."

Brian: "Peter, we got these from a box of fruit loops."

:p those are my peoples N|(s :D
 

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Originally posted by Ever onward
But did you notice how it portrayed white guys? All the white guys in the movie are either mean, crass or EXTREME.

Watching that movie made me ashamed to be a whitie
the only thing that you should be ashamed of for being white is d*ck size.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by PRMoon
Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here:(
No, you don't want that, trust me. That stuff turns your shyt to liquid, for lack of a better description.
 

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the only thing that you should be ashamed of for being white is d*ck size.
Dude that is the one thing I don't have to worry about. Now if only I had some rhythm and could dance...

Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here
Yeah I could go for some of that right now.
 

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Originally posted by Page
No, you don't want that, trust me. That stuff turns your shyt to liquid, for lack of a better description.
No they don't. I may live on the west coast now, but I'm from the east I use to have whitecastle all the time and I never had any problems.

Didn't they have a lawsuit filed against for serving bad meat though....oh wait that was Jack in the box, some thing that there's an abundance of where I am now. A well fast food is fast food.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Awful film. I nearly broke into a smile once and that was when the credits started to roll.
 

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Originally posted by Tweek_1984
Awful film. I nearly broke into a smile once and that was when the credits started to roll.
Your sense of humor is damaged. Return it for a refund or replacement.
 

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Some of my favourite scenes were actually the elevator ones. I thought the interactions were really enjoyable.

And also Dougie Howser....and that crazy truckdriver haha
 

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I thought it had some good parts, some bad parts. Not really funny or really terrible.
 

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It's a hilarious movie, particularly when Neil Patrick Harris is on.

"Yeah, I'm craving burgers... FUR-burgers!"

"Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal your car"

"NPH wouldn't do that"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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That part where the burger guy says the mayo isn't really mayo...man, I couldnt eat any McChicken burgers for weeks.
 

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The movie also offers some fun advice :):

H: The only girls who are interested in me are girls I have no interest in. Like Cindy Kim.

K: Speaking of Cindy, she called earlier. One of those Asian clubs she's in is throwing a party at her dorm tonight.

H: God, she invites me to everything.

K: So what? She's kind of ****in' cute. Let her touch your penis.
 

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Dude, I'm sorry, but Harold and Kumar is the funniest movie ever.

The again, my favorite movie is Spice World. Hmmm.
 
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