"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You need a special kind of sense of humor in order to laugh your ass off at a movie like Harold and Kumar. I possess that kinda sense of humor and i found this movie hillarious.

Anyone saw Kung Pow: Enter The Fist ? Man, that was funny too :crackup:
 

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Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here:(

Although I guess I'm satisfied with Del Taco:up:

Hey brotha! How much for a chicken taco? 79 cents! That is a bargin! That is a bargin for me. I think I will have some!
 

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Peter: "Brian, take out your ring."

Brian: "I don't want to."

Peter: "Just take it out."

Peter & Brian: "Asian Wonder Twin powers activate."

Peter: "Shape of steam."

Brian: "Peter, we got these from a box of fruit loops."

:p those are my peoples N|(s :D
 

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Originally posted by Ever onward
But did you notice how it portrayed white guys? All the white guys in the movie are either mean, crass or EXTREME.

Watching that movie made me ashamed to be a whitie
the only thing that you should be ashamed of for being white is d*ck size.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by PRMoon
Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here:(
No, you don't want that, trust me. That stuff turns your shyt to liquid, for lack of a better description.
 

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the only thing that you should be ashamed of for being white is d*ck size.
Dude that is the one thing I don't have to worry about. Now if only I had some rhythm and could dance...

Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here
Yeah I could go for some of that right now.
 

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Originally posted by Page
No, you don't want that, trust me. That stuff turns your shyt to liquid, for lack of a better description.
No they don't. I may live on the west coast now, but I'm from the east I use to have whitecastle all the time and I never had any problems.

Didn't they have a lawsuit filed against for serving bad meat though....oh wait that was Jack in the box, some thing that there's an abundance of where I am now. A well fast food is fast food.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Awful film. I nearly broke into a smile once and that was when the credits started to roll.
 

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Originally posted by Tweek_1984
Awful film. I nearly broke into a smile once and that was when the credits started to roll.
Your sense of humor is damaged. Return it for a refund or replacement.
 

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Some of my favourite scenes were actually the elevator ones. I thought the interactions were really enjoyable.

And also Dougie Howser....and that crazy truckdriver haha
 

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I thought it had some good parts, some bad parts. Not really funny or really terrible.
 

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It's a hilarious movie, particularly when Neil Patrick Harris is on.

"Yeah, I'm craving burgers... FUR-burgers!"

"Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal your car"

"NPH wouldn't do that"
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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That part where the burger guy says the mayo isn't really mayo...man, I couldnt eat any McChicken burgers for weeks.
 

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The movie also offers some fun advice :):

H: The only girls who are interested in me are girls I have no interest in. Like Cindy Kim.

K: Speaking of Cindy, she called earlier. One of those Asian clubs she's in is throwing a party at her dorm tonight.

H: God, she invites me to everything.

K: So what? She's kind of ****in' cute. Let her touch your penis.
 

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Dude, I'm sorry, but Harold and Kumar is the funniest movie ever.

The again, my favorite movie is Spice World. Hmmm.
 
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