"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You need a special kind of sense of humor in order to laugh your ass off at a movie like Harold and Kumar. I possess that kinda sense of humor and i found this movie hillarious.

Anyone saw Kung Pow: Enter The Fist ? Man, that was funny too :crackup:
 

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Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here:(

Although I guess I'm satisfied with Del Taco:up:

Hey brotha! How much for a chicken taco? 79 cents! That is a bargin! That is a bargin for me. I think I will have some!
 

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Peter: "Brian, take out your ring."

Brian: "I don't want to."

Peter: "Just take it out."

Peter & Brian: "Asian Wonder Twin powers activate."

Peter: "Shape of steam."

Brian: "Peter, we got these from a box of fruit loops."

:p those are my peoples N|(s :D
 

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Originally posted by Ever onward
But did you notice how it portrayed white guys? All the white guys in the movie are either mean, crass or EXTREME.

Watching that movie made me ashamed to be a whitie
the only thing that you should be ashamed of for being white is d*ck size.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by PRMoon
Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here:(
No, you don't want that, trust me. That stuff turns your shyt to liquid, for lack of a better description.
 

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the only thing that you should be ashamed of for being white is d*ck size.
Dude that is the one thing I don't have to worry about. Now if only I had some rhythm and could dance...

Mmmm white castle. I wish we had them out here
Yeah I could go for some of that right now.
 

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Originally posted by Page
No, you don't want that, trust me. That stuff turns your shyt to liquid, for lack of a better description.
No they don't. I may live on the west coast now, but I'm from the east I use to have whitecastle all the time and I never had any problems.

Didn't they have a lawsuit filed against for serving bad meat though....oh wait that was Jack in the box, some thing that there's an abundance of where I am now. A well fast food is fast food.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Awful film. I nearly broke into a smile once and that was when the credits started to roll.
 

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Originally posted by Tweek_1984
Awful film. I nearly broke into a smile once and that was when the credits started to roll.
Your sense of humor is damaged. Return it for a refund or replacement.
 

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Some of my favourite scenes were actually the elevator ones. I thought the interactions were really enjoyable.

And also Dougie Howser....and that crazy truckdriver haha
 

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I thought it had some good parts, some bad parts. Not really funny or really terrible.
 

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It's a hilarious movie, particularly when Neil Patrick Harris is on.

"Yeah, I'm craving burgers... FUR-burgers!"

"Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal your car"

"NPH wouldn't do that"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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That part where the burger guy says the mayo isn't really mayo...man, I couldnt eat any McChicken burgers for weeks.
 

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The movie also offers some fun advice :):

H: The only girls who are interested in me are girls I have no interest in. Like Cindy Kim.

K: Speaking of Cindy, she called earlier. One of those Asian clubs she's in is throwing a party at her dorm tonight.

H: God, she invites me to everything.

K: So what? She's kind of ****in' cute. Let her touch your penis.
 

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Dude, I'm sorry, but Harold and Kumar is the funniest movie ever.

The again, my favorite movie is Spice World. Hmmm.
 
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