BillyPilgrim
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This is today's doodle from Google, commemorating Easter:
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Happy Easter From Google
- Thread starter BillyPilgrim
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
EyeBRollin
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Care to explain?
Religious holiday. What would they put, a bunny or the crucifixion? Better to not touch that day.
They also didn’t have anything for International Men’s Day either. Didn’t care to raise awareness for any cause that could help men live better lives.
They also didn’t have anything for International Men’s Day either. Didn’t care to raise awareness for any cause that could help men live better lives.
AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
I'm so tired of being forced feed like a French goose with the gay shiete agenda.
Please make it stop.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
threeforfree
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Babylon Bee to the rescue:
Not Dead Yet
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Is it against your religion to use Bing?
Millard Fillmore
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When are these woke p*ssies going to learn that this country was founded on a zombie Jew and a pagan rabbit.