BillyPilgrim
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This is today's doodle from Google, commemorating Easter:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Happy Easter From Google
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
EyeBRollin
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Care to explain?
Religious holiday. What would they put, a bunny or the crucifixion? Better to not touch that day.
They also didn’t have anything for International Men’s Day either. Didn’t care to raise awareness for any cause that could help men live better lives.
They also didn’t have anything for International Men’s Day either. Didn’t care to raise awareness for any cause that could help men live better lives.
AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
I'm so tired of being forced feed like a French goose with the gay shiete agenda.
Please make it stop.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
threeforfree
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Babylon Bee to the rescue:
Not Dead Yet
Don Juan
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Is it against your religion to use Bing?
Millard Fillmore
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When are these woke p*ssies going to learn that this country was founded on a zombie Jew and a pagan rabbit.