BillyPilgrim
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This is today's doodle from Google, commemorating Easter:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Happy Easter From Google
- Thread starter BillyPilgrim
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
EyeBRollin
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Care to explain?
Religious holiday. What would they put, a bunny or the crucifixion? Better to not touch that day.
They also didn’t have anything for International Men’s Day either. Didn’t care to raise awareness for any cause that could help men live better lives.
They also didn’t have anything for International Men’s Day either. Didn’t care to raise awareness for any cause that could help men live better lives.
AureliusMaximus
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I'm so tired of being forced feed like a French goose with the gay shiete agenda.
Please make it stop.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
threeforfree
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Babylon Bee to the rescue:
Not Dead Yet
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Is it against your religion to use Bing?
Millard Fillmore
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When are these woke p*ssies going to learn that this country was founded on a zombie Jew and a pagan rabbit.