I'm going to a halloween party on friday and am looking for costumes that will help me stand out from everyone else. Anyone have an ideas? I was thinking about going as a tampon but I couldn't figure out how to make the costume.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Halloween Party - Costumes to Stand Out?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Egoist
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:crackup: :crackup:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
qweretyuiopas
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I wish I could afford this full body gorilla costume
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Kid Rock, Ric Flair, or the ever popular man in uniform...
Pimp-sicle
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I don't think its as important to be something really unique, as it is to make sure your costume looks really good!!! Make sure it brings out your best qualities and get all the details down. That's my experience with Halloween costumes, girls notice the guys who look good just like any other day, its just that on this night you can role play too...
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I'm either going to be a Wallaby or Daisy Duke for halloween. Both of them are probably going to be 'peacocky'.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Bible_Belt
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http://bluegreenblog.com/images/Best-Costume-Ever.jpg
Attach a real box of wine on the inside to feed chicks.
Attach a real box of wine on the inside to feed chicks.
Egoist
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the devil for me
the cool, seductive devil
the cool, seductive devil
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zorro. you can thank me after you get laid.
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lol! thats a good one
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SlyD4rK
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lol....awesome. im doing the same but with a pirate costume..getting authentic quality stuff and all.
you mentioned that i thought to myself.....hmm...ninjas...pirates are better; lol their is a pirate/ninja war every year around halloween at my highschool..last year i was a ninja...now im a pirate...its ridiculous how out of control this little feud gets. about 10 peope were suspended last year...one arrested
Bonhomme
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People tell me I look just like Alex in "Clockwork Orange," but I may not have enough time to put it together this year. Been so hella busy it's beyond belief....
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That is one amazing costume, Bible Belt!
A friend of mine had the best I've heard of. She teamed up with a guy who dressed as a waiter, and she was a severed head he carried around on a plate. A bit strenuous, but amazing.
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That is one amazing costume, Bible Belt!
A friend of mine had the best I've heard of. She teamed up with a guy who dressed as a waiter, and she was a severed head he carried around on a plate. A bit strenuous, but amazing.
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why toy guns? you needa bust some heads at the party and show whoes boss
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.