"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Halloween Party - Costumes to Stand Out?

SamMalone

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I'm going to a halloween party on friday and am looking for costumes that will help me stand out from everyone else. Anyone have an ideas? I was thinking about going as a tampon but I couldn't figure out how to make the costume.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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S-lemond

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Re: Re: Halloween Party - Costumes to Stand Out?

Originally posted by Egoist
:crackup: :crackup: :D
r u kiding me!!!
 

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I ordered a NINJA outfit and tabi boots off a martial arts website. I'm going to sneak my way into all the ladies pants or flip out and kill everybody, one or the other.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hunchback

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Pimp. All tha way. Complete with cane, and gold teeth.
 

speedo_meme

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Kid Rock, Ric Flair, or the ever popular man in uniform...
 

Pimp-sicle

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I don't think its as important to be something really unique, as it is to make sure your costume looks really good!!! Make sure it brings out your best qualities and get all the details down. That's my experience with Halloween costumes, girls notice the guys who look good just like any other day, its just that on this night you can role play too...:D




PIMP
 

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I'm either going to be a Wallaby or Daisy Duke for halloween. Both of them are probably going to be 'peacocky'.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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fender85

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Wear a trash bag and then put a box over your head that says "Massengill" on it. When people ask what you are, tell them you're a douchebag. Enjoy. :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SlyD4rK

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Originally posted by Axe
I ordered a NINJA outfit and tabi boots off a martial arts website. I'm going to sneak my way into all the ladies pants or flip out and kill everybody, one or the other.
lol....awesome. im doing the same but with a pirate costume..getting authentic quality stuff and all.

you mentioned that i thought to myself.....hmm...ninjas...pirates are better; lol their is a pirate/ninja war every year around halloween at my highschool..last year i was a ninja...now im a pirate...its ridiculous how out of control this little feud gets. about 10 peope were suspended last year...one arrested
 

Bonhomme

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People tell me I look just like Alex in "Clockwork Orange," but I may not have enough time to put it together this year. Been so hella busy it's beyond belief....

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That is one amazing costume, Bible Belt!

A friend of mine had the best I've heard of. She teamed up with a guy who dressed as a waiter, and she was a severed head he carried around on a plate. A bit strenuous, but amazing.
 

Gonzalo

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Dress shirt, tie, spiky hair and glasses, with a gym bag with toy guns: Michael Douglas in "Falling Down".
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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