"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The front would be a little longer and about the size of an index finger.The rest would be shorter.
I don't want to look like a pretty boy.
 

Kineti[C]harm

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ye it's an ok hairstyle atleast if you color it/give it some stripes/tones so it's not completely bland.
 

Kineti[C]harm

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you should want the highlights :p they add alot to the looks you have shown
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think that picture of Brad Pitt's haircut is pretty cool. That's the look most fashion models have these days - give that a shot.
 

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Maybe you should take both pics to your hair stylists and see which one he thinks will look best on yourself.
 

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The first link is the best. This is exactly the same as my cut, just mine is a LITTLE longer.

If you get it cut, make sure you go to a PROPER hairdresser. It will cost you probably about tripple, haha, maybe about $60, but they thin it and really style it. Normal hairdressers simply cut it and make it look SH*TE!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My last haircut (with highlights) cost 135$ :p The one 2-3 months before that I paid 90$ for, second one had more colouring/highlighting work :p
 

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Your best bet is to get a good men's fashion magazine like Details or GQ, look through the ads, find a hairstyle you like, and then take the pic with you.
 

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What I find smart when getting a cut/style is to go someplace that is very good, then I find either an attractive FEMALE or gay (Never found one of those though :p) hairdresser. I then make sure the hairdresser gives me a style that fits my facial features/looks and something she finds attractive but at the same time fits my criterias for what I want.
 

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Just a thought, having long hair is a ***** to maintain. You probably need hair products and longer hair means more product used, means more money. Also, every morning you'll need time of woman proportions to style your hair.

Those type of hairstyles a looked down upon at the office where I used to work. People take you less seriously if you have a boys haircut.

Finally, women want a mans hair to be short. Men want there women to have long hair. I can understand you trying to be different but like clothes, sometimes simplicity is best.

By the way my hairstyle is like the host of American Idol 2. Short and messy, styled with moulding paste. If i'm at the office ill brush my hair down for a more conservative look.
 

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P_S,


I don't think this thread is for bald idiots. Go to the "Hair Loss Support Group" thread.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My hair is pretty short and I like to spike it up. Some of my friends like long spikes and even color their hair. I prefer to keep is clean cut and shorter. I'll sometimes get my hair styled for more money, but rarely.
 
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