"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Hahhaa, funny CnF line

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Got a text from a girl

Her: naw ima be at the zoo
Me: Yeah, dont you get tired of people watching you all day?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hahhahahha
 

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hahaha whatd she say
 

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LOl I chuckled irl when I read that. What did she say back? xD
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Ba-dum-ching. He'll be here all week. Try the veal if you get a chance.

Seriously though, good comeback. Made me laugh at least.
 

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Heres her reply:

Nope Im pretty famous
They say they have never seen true beauty

wtf lol
 

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CaliRIP said:
Heres her reply:

Nope Im pretty famous
They say they have never seen true beauty

wtf lol
That's the problem with new guys that I had for a long time. You have great c/f lines but can't handle it when she has some herself! :p The thing is if c/f is working she will probably join in too, just roll with it and have fun :cool:
 

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yeah were real good friends so we mess around alot, too bad shes an uggo
 

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Haha, it's not something I would use on a girl that I've known for a short amount of time, but definetly something I would say after a girl knows my ****y sense of style lol.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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CaliRIP said:
Got a text from a girl

Her: naw ima be at the zoo
Me: Yeah, dont you get tired of people watching you all day?
I don't get it.
 

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He was just busting her balls, saying she was an animal at the zoo, instead of being a person watching the animals, people were watching her..."the animal"
 

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Ok it took me(and the alcohol I am drinking) a second to get it, but now that I do it is kinda funny, but like "Sinjester said" that once she does ****y and funny, then that means your doing great, however you should be able to keep doing C&F and keep the so called upper hand in the joking.

Like I would have said(and remember I am kinda drunk right now): "So are these people that have never seen true beauty, are they blind or just stupid"

Now that sounds like a really aggressive line, and I probably only say it when I am drinking, but if you do say it when your drinking or partying, then lines like this work wonders, as the aggressiveness can be blamed on the alcohol. They can still be pulled off when sober, but it has to be with a girl who knows how to take a joke.

In the end I am just trying to get across the point, that you should always come back with another C&F line until you end it. So if she is cool and smart enough to banter back with more C&F lines, then you just keep it up until in a joking way you kind of win it. For some reason this seems to attract girls like crazy. Its like the more you insult them in a joking way, the more they want you.

So basicailly, you are obviously doing something right, but just learn to keep it up in the conversation, and to keep it going instead of just one liners.
 

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HandyAndy said:
He was just busting her balls, saying she was an animal at the zoo, instead of being a person watching the animals, people were watching her..."the animal"
I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?

a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive

b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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DonJuan11 said:
I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?

a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive

b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
She said she was going to be at the zoo all day or something to that effect. He busted on her telling her she's an "animal" in a joking way.

It really isn't that hard to understand.
 

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Wow, some of you are REALLY analyzing the fcuk out of his joke.

To the OP: That was a burn! hahahaha
 

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DonJuan11 said:
I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?

a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive

b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
omg... :fail:
 

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haha..

isn't being offensive part of CnF
No.

If you use it wrong it is.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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