Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
That's the problem with new guys that I had for a long time. You have great c/f lines but can't handle it when she has some herself!CaliRIP said:Heres her reply:
Nope Im pretty famous
They say they have never seen true beauty
wtf lol
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I don't get it.CaliRIP said:Got a text from a girl
Her: naw ima be at the zoo
Me: Yeah, dont you get tired of people watching you all day?
I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?HandyAndy said:He was just busting her balls, saying she was an animal at the zoo, instead of being a person watching the animals, people were watching her..."the animal"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
She said she was going to be at the zoo all day or something to that effect. He busted on her telling her she's an "animal" in a joking way.DonJuan11 said:I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?
a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive
b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
omg... :fail:DonJuan11 said:I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?
a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive
b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
No.chinwaggler said:haha..
isn't being offensive part of CnF
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.