"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hahhaa, funny CnF line

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Got a text from a girl

Her: naw ima be at the zoo
Me: Yeah, dont you get tired of people watching you all day?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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hahhahahha
 

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hahaha whatd she say
 

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LOl I chuckled irl when I read that. What did she say back? xD
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Ba-dum-ching. He'll be here all week. Try the veal if you get a chance.

Seriously though, good comeback. Made me laugh at least.
 

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Heres her reply:

Nope Im pretty famous
They say they have never seen true beauty

wtf lol
 

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CaliRIP said:
Heres her reply:

Nope Im pretty famous
They say they have never seen true beauty

wtf lol
That's the problem with new guys that I had for a long time. You have great c/f lines but can't handle it when she has some herself! :p The thing is if c/f is working she will probably join in too, just roll with it and have fun :cool:
 

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yeah were real good friends so we mess around alot, too bad shes an uggo
 

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Haha, it's not something I would use on a girl that I've known for a short amount of time, but definetly something I would say after a girl knows my ****y sense of style lol.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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CaliRIP said:
Got a text from a girl

Her: naw ima be at the zoo
Me: Yeah, dont you get tired of people watching you all day?
I don't get it.
 

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He was just busting her balls, saying she was an animal at the zoo, instead of being a person watching the animals, people were watching her..."the animal"
 

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Ok it took me(and the alcohol I am drinking) a second to get it, but now that I do it is kinda funny, but like "Sinjester said" that once she does ****y and funny, then that means your doing great, however you should be able to keep doing C&F and keep the so called upper hand in the joking.

Like I would have said(and remember I am kinda drunk right now): "So are these people that have never seen true beauty, are they blind or just stupid"

Now that sounds like a really aggressive line, and I probably only say it when I am drinking, but if you do say it when your drinking or partying, then lines like this work wonders, as the aggressiveness can be blamed on the alcohol. They can still be pulled off when sober, but it has to be with a girl who knows how to take a joke.

In the end I am just trying to get across the point, that you should always come back with another C&F line until you end it. So if she is cool and smart enough to banter back with more C&F lines, then you just keep it up until in a joking way you kind of win it. For some reason this seems to attract girls like crazy. Its like the more you insult them in a joking way, the more they want you.

So basicailly, you are obviously doing something right, but just learn to keep it up in the conversation, and to keep it going instead of just one liners.
 

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HandyAndy said:
He was just busting her balls, saying she was an animal at the zoo, instead of being a person watching the animals, people were watching her..."the animal"
I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?

a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive

b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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DonJuan11 said:
I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?

a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive

b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
She said she was going to be at the zoo all day or something to that effect. He busted on her telling her she's an "animal" in a joking way.

It really isn't that hard to understand.
 

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Wow, some of you are REALLY analyzing the fcuk out of his joke.

To the OP: That was a burn! hahahaha
 

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DonJuan11 said:
I still don't get it. People are watching her because she's an animal at the zoo or because she's hot?

a) if she's an "animal" at the zoo, that's offensive

b) if she's hot, she doesn't have to be at the zoo, she could be at the mall and people could be watching her
omg... :fail:
 

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haha..

isn't being offensive part of CnF
No.

If you use it wrong it is.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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