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I still can't believe this happened! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Last night, me, a mate and his gf head out clubbing. We are all relaxed and having fun and sh*t. Anyway, his gf goes to the toilet, and we're just chilling at the bar. Then he notices that he's out of cigarettes. So I ask a girl standing near me if she has one.
I don't know if any of you are familiar with the typical drawl of a New South Wales south coast redneck trailer trash b*tch, but i guess it would sound a lot like Rosanne on that redneck show. Anyway, she goes "What the f*ck do I look like? A f*cking tobacconist?" Me and my mate just start laughing our asses off at this inbred b*tch, while she's getting more and more pissed. We imitate her voice and sh*t and can't stop laughing. You have to understand...if there was ever an airtight argument for abortion, this b*tch was it. Anyway, she loses it and punches my mate in the face! Not a girly punch, a full guy punch. She was wearing a ring so he started bleeding.
I start yelling at her and sh*t, then the weirdest thing happened. It was like I blinked, and she wasn't there anymore. I look to my right and there was my mate's gf, looking angrier than I had ever seen her. This was usually a quiet, sweet kinda girl who didn't usually so much as swear! :crackup:
I couldn't believe that she had knocked this b*tch right out! She was on the ground, out cold!
We're like, "sh*t....better get out of here!" so we leave quickly.
I still can't believe this happened! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Last night, me, a mate and his gf head out clubbing. We are all relaxed and having fun and sh*t. Anyway, his gf goes to the toilet, and we're just chilling at the bar. Then he notices that he's out of cigarettes. So I ask a girl standing near me if she has one.
I don't know if any of you are familiar with the typical drawl of a New South Wales south coast redneck trailer trash b*tch, but i guess it would sound a lot like Rosanne on that redneck show. Anyway, she goes "What the f*ck do I look like? A f*cking tobacconist?" Me and my mate just start laughing our asses off at this inbred b*tch, while she's getting more and more pissed. We imitate her voice and sh*t and can't stop laughing. You have to understand...if there was ever an airtight argument for abortion, this b*tch was it. Anyway, she loses it and punches my mate in the face! Not a girly punch, a full guy punch. She was wearing a ring so he started bleeding.
I start yelling at her and sh*t, then the weirdest thing happened. It was like I blinked, and she wasn't there anymore. I look to my right and there was my mate's gf, looking angrier than I had ever seen her. This was usually a quiet, sweet kinda girl who didn't usually so much as swear! :crackup:
I couldn't believe that she had knocked this b*tch right out! She was on the ground, out cold!
We're like, "sh*t....better get out of here!" so we leave quickly.