"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Haha! Best clubbing moment EVER!

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hahahahahahaaaa

I still can't believe this happened! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Last night, me, a mate and his gf head out clubbing. We are all relaxed and having fun and sh*t. Anyway, his gf goes to the toilet, and we're just chilling at the bar. Then he notices that he's out of cigarettes. So I ask a girl standing near me if she has one.

I don't know if any of you are familiar with the typical drawl of a New South Wales south coast redneck trailer trash b*tch, but i guess it would sound a lot like Rosanne on that redneck show. Anyway, she goes "What the f*ck do I look like? A f*cking tobacconist?" Me and my mate just start laughing our asses off at this inbred b*tch, while she's getting more and more pissed. We imitate her voice and sh*t and can't stop laughing. You have to understand...if there was ever an airtight argument for abortion, this b*tch was it. Anyway, she loses it and punches my mate in the face! Not a girly punch, a full guy punch. She was wearing a ring so he started bleeding.

I start yelling at her and sh*t, then the weirdest thing happened. It was like I blinked, and she wasn't there anymore. I look to my right and there was my mate's gf, looking angrier than I had ever seen her. This was usually a quiet, sweet kinda girl who didn't usually so much as swear! :crackup:

I couldn't believe that she had knocked this b*tch right out! She was on the ground, out cold! :eek:

We're like, "sh*t....better get out of here!" so we leave quickly.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Lost In the Seas
errrrr.......are we suppose to learn something form this?
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haha no its a fun story tho
 
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Originally posted by Lost In the Seas
errrrr.......are we suppose to learn something form this?
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Yes. Short redhead girls can be DANGEROUS??

I presume she's a redhead... she sounded like my ex, who managed to knock out more guys in barfights than I did for the 2 months we were together...

//Deus
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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So now WOMEN are taking over the part of making their partners feel safe?:rolleyes:

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awww, cute;)


Laterz...
 
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^^^^

well, what was I or my mate supposed to do? deck this b*tch? :rolleyes:
 
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Yes. She deserved it. Women who attack men and expect no retribution need to be flattened.
 
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Haha nice story dude :)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Yeh i want to know that to im a NSW man myself im closer but im in Sydney.

Is there many good clubs in Canberra i have been thinking of going down to the next summernats? do you even need to go clubbing if you go to summernats?
 
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