"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Haha! Best clubbing moment EVER!

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hahahahahahaaaa

I still can't believe this happened! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Last night, me, a mate and his gf head out clubbing. We are all relaxed and having fun and sh*t. Anyway, his gf goes to the toilet, and we're just chilling at the bar. Then he notices that he's out of cigarettes. So I ask a girl standing near me if she has one.

I don't know if any of you are familiar with the typical drawl of a New South Wales south coast redneck trailer trash b*tch, but i guess it would sound a lot like Rosanne on that redneck show. Anyway, she goes "What the f*ck do I look like? A f*cking tobacconist?" Me and my mate just start laughing our asses off at this inbred b*tch, while she's getting more and more pissed. We imitate her voice and sh*t and can't stop laughing. You have to understand...if there was ever an airtight argument for abortion, this b*tch was it. Anyway, she loses it and punches my mate in the face! Not a girly punch, a full guy punch. She was wearing a ring so he started bleeding.

I start yelling at her and sh*t, then the weirdest thing happened. It was like I blinked, and she wasn't there anymore. I look to my right and there was my mate's gf, looking angrier than I had ever seen her. This was usually a quiet, sweet kinda girl who didn't usually so much as swear! :crackup:

I couldn't believe that she had knocked this b*tch right out! She was on the ground, out cold! :eek:

We're like, "sh*t....better get out of here!" so we leave quickly.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Lost In the Seas
errrrr.......are we suppose to learn something form this?
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haha no its a fun story tho
 
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Originally posted by Lost In the Seas
errrrr.......are we suppose to learn something form this?
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Yes. Short redhead girls can be DANGEROUS??

I presume she's a redhead... she sounded like my ex, who managed to knock out more guys in barfights than I did for the 2 months we were together...

//Deus
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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So now WOMEN are taking over the part of making their partners feel safe?:rolleyes:

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awww, cute;)


Laterz...
 
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^^^^

well, what was I or my mate supposed to do? deck this b*tch? :rolleyes:
 
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Yes. She deserved it. Women who attack men and expect no retribution need to be flattened.
 
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Haha nice story dude :)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Yeh i want to know that to im a NSW man myself im closer but im in Sydney.

Is there many good clubs in Canberra i have been thinking of going down to the next summernats? do you even need to go clubbing if you go to summernats?
 
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