"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Haha! Best clubbing moment EVER!

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hahahahahahaaaa

I still can't believe this happened! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Last night, me, a mate and his gf head out clubbing. We are all relaxed and having fun and sh*t. Anyway, his gf goes to the toilet, and we're just chilling at the bar. Then he notices that he's out of cigarettes. So I ask a girl standing near me if she has one.

I don't know if any of you are familiar with the typical drawl of a New South Wales south coast redneck trailer trash b*tch, but i guess it would sound a lot like Rosanne on that redneck show. Anyway, she goes "What the f*ck do I look like? A f*cking tobacconist?" Me and my mate just start laughing our asses off at this inbred b*tch, while she's getting more and more pissed. We imitate her voice and sh*t and can't stop laughing. You have to understand...if there was ever an airtight argument for abortion, this b*tch was it. Anyway, she loses it and punches my mate in the face! Not a girly punch, a full guy punch. She was wearing a ring so he started bleeding.

I start yelling at her and sh*t, then the weirdest thing happened. It was like I blinked, and she wasn't there anymore. I look to my right and there was my mate's gf, looking angrier than I had ever seen her. This was usually a quiet, sweet kinda girl who didn't usually so much as swear! :crackup:

I couldn't believe that she had knocked this b*tch right out! She was on the ground, out cold! :eek:

We're like, "sh*t....better get out of here!" so we leave quickly.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by Lost In the Seas
errrrr.......are we suppose to learn something form this?
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haha no its a fun story tho
 
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Originally posted by Lost In the Seas
errrrr.......are we suppose to learn something form this?
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Yes. Short redhead girls can be DANGEROUS??

I presume she's a redhead... she sounded like my ex, who managed to knock out more guys in barfights than I did for the 2 months we were together...

//Deus
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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So now WOMEN are taking over the part of making their partners feel safe?:rolleyes:

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awww, cute;)


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^^^^

well, what was I or my mate supposed to do? deck this b*tch? :rolleyes:
 
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Yes. She deserved it. Women who attack men and expect no retribution need to be flattened.
 
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Haha nice story dude :)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Yeh i want to know that to im a NSW man myself im closer but im in Sydney.

Is there many good clubs in Canberra i have been thinking of going down to the next summernats? do you even need to go clubbing if you go to summernats?
 
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