"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Haha! Best clubbing moment EVER!

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hahahahahahaaaa

I still can't believe this happened! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Last night, me, a mate and his gf head out clubbing. We are all relaxed and having fun and sh*t. Anyway, his gf goes to the toilet, and we're just chilling at the bar. Then he notices that he's out of cigarettes. So I ask a girl standing near me if she has one.

I don't know if any of you are familiar with the typical drawl of a New South Wales south coast redneck trailer trash b*tch, but i guess it would sound a lot like Rosanne on that redneck show. Anyway, she goes "What the f*ck do I look like? A f*cking tobacconist?" Me and my mate just start laughing our asses off at this inbred b*tch, while she's getting more and more pissed. We imitate her voice and sh*t and can't stop laughing. You have to understand...if there was ever an airtight argument for abortion, this b*tch was it. Anyway, she loses it and punches my mate in the face! Not a girly punch, a full guy punch. She was wearing a ring so he started bleeding.

I start yelling at her and sh*t, then the weirdest thing happened. It was like I blinked, and she wasn't there anymore. I look to my right and there was my mate's gf, looking angrier than I had ever seen her. This was usually a quiet, sweet kinda girl who didn't usually so much as swear! :crackup:

I couldn't believe that she had knocked this b*tch right out! She was on the ground, out cold! :eek:

We're like, "sh*t....better get out of here!" so we leave quickly.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Lost In the Seas
errrrr.......are we suppose to learn something form this?
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haha no its a fun story tho
 
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Originally posted by Lost In the Seas
errrrr.......are we suppose to learn something form this?
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Yes. Short redhead girls can be DANGEROUS??

I presume she's a redhead... she sounded like my ex, who managed to knock out more guys in barfights than I did for the 2 months we were together...

//Deus
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So now WOMEN are taking over the part of making their partners feel safe?:rolleyes:

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awww, cute;)


Laterz...
 
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^^^^

well, what was I or my mate supposed to do? deck this b*tch? :rolleyes:
 
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Yes. She deserved it. Women who attack men and expect no retribution need to be flattened.
 
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Haha nice story dude :)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Yeh i want to know that to im a NSW man myself im closer but im in Sydney.

Is there many good clubs in Canberra i have been thinking of going down to the next summernats? do you even need to go clubbing if you go to summernats?
 
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